Hunter's Fake It

I'm moving on!!

2010-05-04T14:21:00.000-07:00

Well...theoretically anyway. In my opinion it certainly sounds convincing. I need that extra little boost to convince myself I am doing something, even if it is only minimal. So far I am having very little to show for my efforts...unless you want to count the giant bruise patterns on my backside from basically being stepped all over the last few weeks. It's depressing really, I am beginning to think I really do have a fat "Step on me" sign strapped to my back.

Its literally the only think I can think of that can possibly explain the occurrences of the last couple weeks. Since moving, a computer dying on me and a new one needing repairs as well, I was left with maybe...only a couple weeks on wow after a rather long break to start with. Very little got accomplished besides some very very minor upgrades. Only a few days after returning to wow....

My net dies. Yeah well this wouldn't be such a big deal...except that it died on a raid night.

Yeah you guessed it...I lost my raiding guild because of my sudden and unexplained absence. Normally I woulda been able to explain what happened and gotten a re invite and my DKP or whatever restored. Well...that didn't happen this time. THIS time the GM happened to have a bad mood or whatever else have you. Whatever you can think of to justify this, that's basically it.

I got shafted. Royally, irreversibly shafted, the kind of shafted where you walk funny for a few days after. No matter what I did and said, it wasn't good enough because this idiot was too stuck on his pride and even though he KNEW he was in the wrong, refused to bend.

So here I am, left without a raiding guild for the priest that just made 8/12 225m and several heroic 10m and one of the worst parts is...on my server, the raiding guilds, are basically non existent. I'm left with little options, and even less of a chance of something changing that. Not only did I lose my spot, but my fiance as well...So it's bad enough finding a guild for one, it's going to be a nightmare...finding a guild for two. We have the bonus of playing a tanking/healing class and that's probably the only thing that will save us at this point.

I am dreading the days to come because it means I will end up spending far too much time, looking and advertising for a guild. Last time this happened to us, it took nearly 3 weeks just to find a guild we could try....

Save me now, I am going to beat my head in out of frustration

Incoming headache....

Moved...

2010-04-06T04:58:00.000-07:00

So I found that one of the biggest pains in the world of raiding..

Is a dead computer...thats right, about errr...3 weeks ago, the computer I've had for less then a year has died, failed harddrive.
Again...

Yeah, second time the damn thing burned out on me.

Fun eh? Nt really...considering they wanted to charge me a whopping 200$ to fix thedamn thing...on warranty.

o_O

On another note though...I moved finaly.
Yes, I did...i amnow, happily and healthily living in australia. With a brand new computer that doesn't kill the hard drive in 6 months flat.

Now that I have moved...sitting here with a brand new, bad ass computer that gets 60 FPS wth full addons running in dalaran...Oh yes, the WoW god smile on me now.
Happy happy girl, I am thrilled to pieces. I will be even happier once I can get my hunter into ICC, the priest though,m is doing wonderfully and has a sexy 5700 GS and I believe 7/12 bosses dead in both 10 and 25 man.

All in all..it's a good month, I will be posting more soon enough, and I will be adding more articles to Huntsmanslodge.com here soon too

once I can actually think of a article anyway...

Joys of Engineering as a Hunter

2010-01-10T21:20:00.000-08:00

Well, I've made it clear how I see engineering as a profession for hunters. Yes I know most go for leather working for the big fat 60+ AP to bracers enchant, honestly though, I never really thought it was that huge of a difference. However...Engineering? Now THAT'S a useful profession, though it's one of the most expensive and most painful to level, the gains are completely worth it. Especially as a hunter, rogue or feral druid.

Engineering is great, as a low level hunter I loved it, it was great for numerous short stuns and large amounts of damage when used in tandem with a explosive trap or Snake trap. The decoy's made my life a little easier and the Dummies just cracked me up, not to mention, could be harvested after they died. Most of the uses I found for engineering was from a lower level and in my personal opinion it always made leveling just a little easier and a little more entertaining when you could watch that explosive sheep take out a couple dudes in hillsbrad practically by itself. What always appealed to me with this as a profession was the fact I could literally blow things up. All the time, it was freaking awesome. I didn't have a mage or a warlock, being able to throw a bomb and watch things fall over was one of my little joys. I still get a kick out of dropping bombs into a group of allies in BG's and watching the numbers tick across my screen like happy little death callers. As a casual BG'er on my hunter the mining I picked up gave me Toughness after wrath. Which personally, I loved. it was a GREAT little boost, it's not a huge difference, but to a SV hunter who's stamina can affect my AP? it rocks...I mean it's like free stats for a couple hours of running around hitting things with my little pick-axe.

Now that I have that out of my system, Lets take a look at some of the upsides to this GREAT profession.

Jeeves Yeah, Jeeves...And well, any other of the awesome bots. With one of the recent patches the mats and costs to make the Scrap bots went so down, I basically can give them away. Nothing is better then farming ore, Eternals, meat or anything else you have to farm and not have to fly out of your way to get rid of the gray junk in your bags.

The Choppa! Though this isn't really a profession specific thing...It's still completely freaking awesome, and in my eyes...worth the hours of farming to obtain.

The Arrows or The Bullets This may seem a bit obvious, but the ease and joy in being able to make such HUGE DPS increasing ammo at literally silver a piece without the pain of finding someone willing to make you stacks and stacks and stacks of these at little to no cost? Priceless.

The Wormhole This bad boy is a lifesaver for me when I need to get back to Northrend and my hearth is on CD, or just cuts out ages of flight time. The 4h CD is a bit of a pain, though I do think the ability to scramble back to Dalaran in a heartbeat when you forgot you're raiding that night is well worth it.

No hunter worth their salt and who can correctly utilize the Feign Death ability should be without The Cables . Not only is it a defibrillator, granted it only works about half the time. It IS a raid wipe saver. One of my favorite items in game to date, just because it's literally EVERYTHING YOU EVAR NEED!

The Cloak which is probably one of the best cloak enchants out there in my opinion, given you get +23 agility (roughly 1 point of RaP for every point of Agility, plus crit) I was never very good at theory crafting or math, but lets just say for hunters...It adds up. Not to mention it's extremely versatile, has a low cooldown and is ideal for literally anything. I've seen it used to gank lowbies in Grizzly hills by parachuting and two shotting some poor druid sitting afk in flight, and it's a means for an easy escape in some BG's, disengage+ parachute= the hunter over in Gold Mine from Lumber Mill. Win

Nitro Boosts There really isn't much that needs to be said about this, it's rocket boots. +24 critical strike rating, which as a hunter. is pretty freaking huge for an enchant. Versus the agility to boots this I think is balanced out due to the ability to run like hell which things go wrong...which, inevitably. They do.

Hyper-speed Accelerators Is actually not a bad little glove enchant, it's kinda useful if you're not haste soft capped and can be rather useful for regaining mana through the Aspect of the Viper. Granted it's not the BEST for a hunter, but it's not completely useless either.

Among a few other things that make Engineering as a hunter worth it is things like Moll-E, Sapper Charges, Bombs, Welding Kits for your Siege engines, and actually a rather amusing little thing that's probably the best item in game, just for the amusement factor. Explosive Decoy's... Yeah, they are the cutest little blown up critters there is.

It's the little things that keep me happy...

10 things I hate about... The LFG System

2010-01-07T19:30:00.000-08:00

10. DPS queuing as a TANK when they have no gear for it...Just for a shorter wait time.

9. Under geared DPS getting into the higher end heroics...and then taking the gear you need

8. People only staying in the dungeon for ONE boss, for the chance at their gear/badges or whatever else you like.

7. People blaming the tank for wipes

6. People blaming the healer for wipes...

5. DPS WHO REFUSE to take the blame, for causing said wipes.

4. The Pally tank...with less HP then the SV hunter and STILL expecting to tank H OK.

3. DPS in greens and blues, out DPSing the people in t9 and more epic's then the cast of WoWninjas.com

2. Death Knights who think they can tank as Unholy...

1. Getting kicked out of dungeons on the last boss by someone because they don't want me possibly needing on the item they want... Has no one thought of ASKING?

It starts...

2009-12-14T17:45:00.000-08:00

It happened, today I OFFICIALLY became a part of the Garwulf team over at Huntsmanslodge

You can read my first real official post Here....

To be honest I was a little stunned and shocked at the amazing honor of being able to write for one of the most well known hunters out there occasionally. Garwulf rates right up there in my eyes with those like Bigredkitty and the like. When I saw that he liked my work I was thrilled to pieces, even started writing this thing occasionally to fill in between the times when I won't be writing over there.

Hope to see you all over there!

Halls of Reflection...Err Retardation?

2009-12-14T14:39:00.000-08:00

Yeah that's right you heard me, I said it. The Halls of Reflection, the Third and final dungeon in the chain of new dungeons and the current bane of my entire existence as a hunter. Well, I take that back...It was the bane of my priest until I beat it into a couple poor little pugs that CC is Yummy.
It tastes like chocolate...if you were wondering.
Amazing how that works isn't it? Half a dozen wipes and the priest says. "CC plx?" suddenly it's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Yes Thank you, I'm the winner of the Ms. Obvious contest. *gets a hat and t-shirt for her efforts*

Really though in all honesty? WHAT is so complicated about standing in the middle of the room, or by the door and using some good old fashioned crowd control? Most of us know what that is, a large amount actually uses it. So tell me why as a hunter or a priest, you're making me stand in the corner and get cluster%$#^&@ by AoE damage, rogues, Tormented Rifleman's 12k shots after a ice arrow and those terrible terrible warrior things who hit my poor priest for more health then what she has. Pug's are the worst at this, I can say in the over 2 dozen times I have run this instance, there have been 2, I count them again for you. TWO! pugs I have been in who don't get me killed at least twice. Generally speaking, it's a wipe several times over before they get the hang of it. Leaving my little self sitting in the corner, pleading with them to get out of the corner and to stop being so completely lazy about it, usually to much failure and tears on my end when they refuse to listen. On the priest, I gave up. I stopped healing them in the corner and purposely let a couple of them die when they were being silly little aggro whores. I don't even get asked to try and trap anything the bulk of the times I am in there, they just go "oook LoS, we is good. Noob Smash!" In my mind it's usually accompanied by a mental image of them looking large, green and slightly orcish to fully illustrate the inanity of the situation.

I seriously feel more and more like this hall of reflection brings out the stupid in us. I never understood why it was a smart idea to back yourselves into a corner and hope for the best while something big bad and ugly wants to smash you into little horde pieces into that same said corner. Maybe he's redecorating? Besides the point, the HoS is a great instance. I actually love it. It's one of my favorites...When done in a way that doesn't make my hunter think about putting her head between the jaws of Errtu and telling him to bite down hard.

Undead CAN BE CC'd people...Traps, Shackles, Repentance, Turn Evil. That crazy aoe undead move that stuns undead that pallies do...yeah that works as well. Not every pug you run of HoR is going to have a tank and healer of the 5k+ GearScore range, hoping to skate through every single time is just teaching you bad game play techniques.

If you're having issues with this instance or know those who are, when are you in a group with someone who cant CC at all? Almost never I can assure you, then perhaps you could pass this little number onto your friends and neighbors...Because I am about to bedazzle you! *jazz hands*

that was too much wasn't it...

Halls of Reflection...A How to Guide to keep your friendly neighborhood priest happy, alive and not willing to sacrifice you to save her repair bill.

One of the most simple elements of this fight is that you can position yourself in a ideal way to deal with them. As a priest the most effective way I have found was standing on the anvil in the center of the room on the dais. It means anything that comes for me has to go through one of my 4 party friends to reach me in a more ideal situation. It also allows me to zoom out ridiculously far, spin around in a 360 degree spike and shackle as freely as my little heart desires.
Standing near the door is another appropriate means of dealing with the undead in this room. Allowing you to SEE what is heading your way with a nasty look in his glowing undead eyes.
ALWAYS CC the Riflemen. They hit, hard. Dealing a nasty ice block stun and followed by a huge crit that is available after said iceblock. I've seen it one shot clothies. You were warned. If you have the abilities to, do it. Dont wait for permission. These guys have been the number one cause of wipes. Some healer get smashed on by these as they are shooting through the wall.
Healers can CC too?!...I was serious there. Not only are you now a leet healer for doing so, you can prove you can multitask! Channel your inner PvPer!
Don't go past your tank into the room. Unless it is for a CC purpose, they will aggro to the closest one they spot and if that is you. Enjoy the flight back to your corpse.
Watch the mage's. If there's more then one who is capable of CC these are the second priority to keep locked down. Their AoE is nasty and they love to go after the clothies, healers and little hunter's who seem like easy targets.
I repeat, Do NOT expect someone to save your @ss in here. After the first boss it's hell on wheels and you not only have to watch what you are doing, what you are CC'ing but you have to be extremely aware of what's going on with the tank. He can't pick up every single one of them usually on that 7-8th wave of undead. It gets hectic, make sure you are capable of watching out for your own hide at that point. Using any means of threat reduction, threat dropping, or threat transference you have at your disposal.

I listened to WoW.com's broadcast the other day. If you haven't you should go check it out, they brought up a lot of valid points. Bringing up things that the general community can be doing since blizzard is bringing CC back. I fully agree, we are the ones who need to change our habits from what we've learned this Expansion. We need to function as our role and class and learn how best to use what we have readily available to us. Blizzard has already made it ridiculously easy for people to gear, raid and so on. But we can't expect them to make this easy for us as well or we might as well just be saying we'd rather go play Neopets or the like. Blizzard has issued us a challenge, to step up to the plate and bring CC back into the fold.

I know I intend to answer the challenge. How about you?

It's about time...

2009-12-13T06:10:00.000-08:00

After several months of running around with my Staff of the Plague beast from Naxx 10 I finally got an upgrade. Yeah, a severely significant one. This being of course the sexy new staff from normal FoS. Is it not a ilvl 232 item? No, not really...but well. beggars can't be choosers and Dk's need to stop winning the epic polearm from H HoR off of Me. So Here I am, happy as a clam with my hunter today as She has gotten not only a few upgrades, but about half her gear has recieved a much needed boost from crafted/ ilvl 200/ badge items.

First up on the yum factor? Yeah a sexy new bow that had my name all over it. I still had the crafted engineering gun because I never got the ToC H one to drop. Of Course though wouldn't you know it... two heroics later and guess what drops....

A nice new Staff, which I desperately needed I will add...

A ring, A neck and 2 peices of t9 just to round the deal out...

I don't know, I must say, I think she looks alot better now. I am definitely enjoying this LFG system, despite it's severe drawbacks being things I don't wish to discuss at the moment. Well I will let you decide on the matter. How many badges have you gathered up lately? On how many different toons? How long is it taking you to gear up an really low level alt if you work at it? Currently I am sitting on about 250 for my priest and 200+ on the hunter. And to think, sometime I can do this for my druid, Paladin and Mage too. YAY me?

\cringe

yeah yeah, gotta love my t7 legs and chest eh? Classy right?

Looking back this week at Patch 3.3

2009-12-12T09:23:00.000-08:00

Yes, everyone and their dog is writing about patch 3.3 currently. Even I had to jump on the bandwagon and play my little tune to the beat of my own drums. Here's some of the things I've noticed and appreciated since the patch was released.

- New LFG System
- Severe changes to dungeon/heroic badges
- Uber Hunter buffs
- Disenchanting party-wide option
- Ability to laugh at a DK while going "neenerneener neener" at him in battlegrounds. (This is one of my favorites personally.)
- The Battered Hilt for your very own version of the Quel'Delar. (I still have not even seen one of these by the way)
- Wonderful profession changes
- New method of Reputation gaining Oh yeah, I've gained like 5 exalted reps in the last week.
- Fun little Badge of Frost bug
- Demon Puppy of Doooom!!

I wont bother talking about all of these, but I will sit and talk about a couple points that I really feel good about and was extremely happy to see as well as a couple I was less then pleased about.

As you may have noticed, the new LFG system is insane. I mean, it's bonkers. In 3 days I've regeared my priest and partially the hunter, just casually doing this. On my priest as a healer i click the LFG button and it's damned near instantaneous for a group. I am really not exactly sure if using the LFG system is supposed to be bugged or not, as I am not really getting saved to any instance. Yesterday alone I was in a heroic ToC 3 times, a Heroic HoR 4 times and a Violet hold twice. It's kinda crazy. I'm wrangled up about 200 badges total between the two toons I am playing like I won't have game time in a week and it's wearing me thin I must admit. It's fantastic that in the span of a few days with chain running 15 minute heroics you can regear even the shoddiest geared alt of yours to t9 or more.

On the patch morning I sat there impatiently waiting for my server to come back up. When it finally did I was thrilled, I logged on. Got my fabulous new Core Hound Pup in the mail. However, this wasn't the only new thing. My server was up...hmm maybe 20 minutes? Before it went down and went down hard for about another 2-3 hours. It came back up *eventually* And when it did I started doing what every sane person in their right mind would be doing. Thats right. Heroics. After a couple runs I noticed something very very strange however. That was that after every heroic I finished, I was getting an extra 2 badges of Frost.

Wait, huh? Say that again? Yeah you heard me right.

It was shocking to say the least. I followed the forums a bit, saw a couple blue posts on the matter but mostly just alot of complaining from the people who didn't have the bug and were irate at the rest of the ones who had the bug. Here's what Malkorix said over Here.

Thank you for the heads up, Blutritter. You are correct in that this is not how Emblems of Frost are intended to be distributed. At this point, our staff are aware of this issue and investigating. It is not clear what will occur with the Emblems of Frost that have already been accrued, but it is probably best to ignore them for now.

As long as you don't actively make use of those emblems, it is very unlikely that anything untoward will occur regarding an account suspension. I hope that eases your mind on the subject a bit?

Well, I am really not sure as of yet what they intend to do with the bugged out badges, considering my priest yesterday was sitting on a lofty 32 of the things and I wasn't even really trying to get them. After a reset and a few hours it seems the issue was resolved, complete with alot of griping in the guild, forums and server. Not to mention plenty of ideas on how to keep said badges due to the cunning use of game mechanics.

One of the great new things about this patch is the Disenchanting option if you have a Enchanter of the appropriate level in the party. It's not only made Enchanters obsolete as profession whores, but it's opened up a whole new level of farming. I logged an alt account to sit there in Dalaran while a guildie ran low level instances for Enchanting mats. Yeah. It doesn't matter where you are, what level you are or even if you're looking at the screen, your enchanter has now become a bot for everyone's gain but your own. Aren't you feeling special right about now?

On a less then positive note I wonder if it's working properly. I've lost a few things to enchanters I could have used for a offset by greeding on it. Well, it seems the system is still a little borked and needs to have the bugs shaken lose out of it. Watching a very nice bow get DE'd because I chose to greed it for my pvp set then need it for my main set. I was the only one who get even use it in the party and got to watch as "XX receives loot: Abyss Crystal". I'll tell you, I think my little hunter heart up and died on me after seeing that.

All in all while there is a lot to be said about the patch, some good and others not so much. Will there be changes implemented to fix some of these issues? Praise Gamer Gods, let it be so. Will I get to keep my badges of frost? Pretty please with Gnome ears on top? Will the queue for LFG be more affected or less for DPS? It's almost worse then the BG Queues.

Guess we will just have to wait and see huh...

Wouldn't you know...

2009-12-11T20:12:00.001-08:00

So I was doing my random heroics yesterday, Utgarde Pinnacle. Not one of my favorites as a hunter. We did great, smashed through. I got to sit there and preen cause I was tearing up the damage meters with my 4100 gearscore against people far more geared then myself. I love this new system, it's a bit of a pain as a DPS but not completely intolerable to work through. 3 upgrades by badges alone in a day. Woot?
Hunter's as a whole seem to have gotten a rather healthy buff to their damage with Culling of the Herd and all thsoe other juicy little tidbits.

oh yeah, 3.8k DPS. I felt freaking fabulous. Considering it was at least twice what i was doing before the patch.

Well we get to Him. Yeah and guess what. it dropped.

Blue Proto-Drake

I would like to point out I have now seen and won this mount, twice. Once on my paladin and ended up giving it away to a friend, to which he was extremely grateful for.
Oh did you notice something? Oh yeah, in the screenshot see the fabulous little red text on the item?

lol. Yup, you are correct. My hunter doesn't even HAVE epic flying, she cant even use one of the prettiest mounts in game in my opinion.

Oh well? It forces me to farm 5000g for her so she can.

wait...that's not very fun.
/sigh So much for my Mechano-hog.

Founds this randomly...

2009-12-10T20:27:00.000-08:00

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=6286790064&sid=1&pageNo=1
Written by Nezaros. I think it just about sums it up...dont you?
1. In the beginning was the breakfast cereal.
2. Never fight anyone who has a clue what they're doing.
3. Feel free to exclude any and all squishies from the above.
4. Not my fault if you get pwnt.
5. Frostmourne is a hunter weapon.
6. Druids should be tamable.
7. You are still a ninja at heart.
8. Law 8. Now with 50% more bran.
9. 50% of all hunters are huntards.
10. The rest are gold farmers.
11. Marksmanship > Survival
12. Survival > Marksmanship
13. Beast Mastery = lol
14. Contradicting me is punishable by being lynched by a gnome. On a rabbit. Wearing a tu-tu.
15. Everyone hates rogues, but even Jeebus hates Death Knights.
16. Your non-heart-of-the-phoenix-having pet will die when you need it most.
18. 17 does not exist.
18. There are still 2 #18s.
19. The cake remains a lie.
20. Everyone will always hate hunters.
21. Likewise, when your guild goes off to kill Arthas, leaving you behind, and they wipe from incompetence, you will STILL be blamed.
22. Your traps, feign death, and viper sting will always be resisted when you need them most.
23. Ironically, playing dead is still the best option.
24. Your friend's pet is still better than yours.
25. Your friend also has better gear.
26. And better talents.
27. In fact, your friend is better at everything than you.
28. Sucks to be you, don't it?
29. The below statement is false.
30. The above statement is true.
31. Any proc that can go off, will go off the second your target dies.
32. When you run out of ammo before the final boss, any and all engineers will have forgotten their vendorbots.
33. Misdirection is THE raid wiper.
34. 'Tis also the gnome killer. Even Horde can misdirect them.
35. Everything is a hunter weapon. Including gnomes.
36. Pie > Cake.
37. Warriors, Warlocks, Shamans, Death Knights, Mages, Rogues, Priests, Druids, and Paladins will always win the roll for your loot.
38. There are no all-Hunter arena teams above 1300. All that violate this shall be mauled by a mad Death Knight.
39. If Rogues do it from behind, Hunters do it from 40 yards away.
40. Mongoose bite will never be useful.
41. You will never have the best pet.
42. This remains the ultimate answer.
43. Your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.
44. Brag about achievements.
45. Brag about damage you deal during the Battle for the Undercity.
46. Brag about camping 30s in Hillsbrad.
47. Bragging will earn you eternal scorn.
48. Not FRAPSing a misdirection wipe is punishable by law.
49. There is no Cow Level.
50. Kiting isn't cheating, it's creative use of game mechanics.
51. Cheating is always considered creative use of game mechanics.
52. Kite big, angry mobs to soft, unsuspecting towns.
53. Only kite in the event your pet dies.
54. Kite whenever you can.
55. Attempting to kite a Death Knight is a terrible idea.
56. Kiting is for scrubs.
57. So are shot rotations.
58. Val'anyr is a hunter weapon.
59. Hunters will always win.
60. Hunters will always lose.
61. Hunters will always lose to Death Knights.
62. Everyone will always lose to Death Knights.
63. Attacking a hunter is punishable by law.
64. Actually, everything is punishable by law.
65. Don't daze me, bro.
66. EVIL.
67. Moo.
68. Evil moo.
69. All hunters are either Night Elves or Blood Elves.
70. Hypocrisy is a myth.
71. Being overpowered is a myth.
72. In other words, you were just killed by a figment of your imagination.
73. The Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and in fact, cannot speak.
74. In the event that it does speak, you are advised to disregard its advice.
75. Your passing shall not be mourned.
76. Despite hunters not getting a reroll ability, the Death Knight class is a good substitute.
77. There are no good hunters, only cheaters.
78. There are no bad hunters, only huntards.
79. Breaking CC is your job.
80. Therefore, even if you weren't there, that broken polymorph was still your fault.
81. You are the bane of everyone else.
82. Everyone else is the bane of you.
83. Hunters are rock. Blizzard is paper. Death Knights are sledgehammer. Paladins are now mushroom.
84. Behind every bad tank is a hunter.
85. There are no lies, only varying degrees of sarcasm.
86. Survival may or may not exist depending on your religion.
87. Canadian Bacon.
88. Hunters will never get stealth.
89. This is not the final law.
90. There is always someone worse than you.
91. Still not the final law.
92. The IWIN button is a myth.
93. Keep lookin'.
94. Ask for Salv, then say you don't have enough mana.
95. Ask for Wisdom, then say you keep pulling aggro.
96. When you cause the raid to wipe, blame the Paladin.
97. Not only will it not work, but you will also get kicked from the guild and be forever scorned by your server.
98. Everything a hunter does will earn them scorn.
99. Hunter itemization is no longer decided by a 3 year old. That person is now 4 years old.
100. This may or may not be the final law.
101. Do you know why it wasn't the final law?
102. 'Cause this is filler, filler night...
103. When a warlock's DoT breaks your freeze trap and the healer is murded, you will be blamed.
104. Hunters continue to spend more money on ammo and food than their mounts.
105. Everything in WoW is working as intended.
106. The next expansion will be released *Soon*.
107. Thou shalt not kill.
108. Thou is unable to anyway.
109. Thou shalt not steal.
110. That's the Rogue's job.
111. Our T8 gas mask is called foreshadowing.
112. Elves are for people who don't care for the opinions of others.
113. Warlocks are for people who like to fruitlessly fear a big red wolfy.
114. Engineering is for the pyromaniac in all of us. You know it's there.
115. Women and bovines first.
116. Always look on the bright side of life.
117. 'Cause I sure as hell won't.
118. Dragons will never be tamable.
119. Having one as a mount doesn't count.
120. Having a certain achievement does not make one leet. Everyone else already has it.
121. Aspect of the Pack is for raids only.
122. Female Dwarves are a myth.
123. Male Blood Elves are a myth.
124. An arrow a day keeps the rabbits away.
125. Spirit Beasts are a myth.
126. This is Sooba.
127. Bruce Campbell is forever long a hunter.
128. Engineering has a device for everything. EVERYTHING.
129. Hunters are responsible for the Violet Hold bugging up.
130. There is no problem that can't be solved with the appropriate application of gunpowder.